OH MY FUCKING GOD
Goodbye social life.
CAN I JUST FUCKING
THANK YOU SWEET HOLY JESUS
remember when the half blood prince had just come out and those guys put a massive sign that said ‘snape kills dumbledore’ above the motorway and it was the biggest news of the day and they got like legally charged
to all you 14 year old american girls who say ‘if i had a british accent i would never stop talking’ i hope you wake up with a very strong yorkshire accent and see how you like that
fuck you my yorkshire accent shines like the light of a thousand suns i hope you get sat on by a cow
Shine bright like a Yorkshire accent.
I’m not even sure which one I’m reblogging this for.
IS MURDER ILLEGAL IF IT HAPPENS ON THE MOON
THE MOON IS UNDER GALACTIC PROTECTION, THEREFORE NO NATION OR GOVERNMENT POWER CAN CLAIM JURISDICTION OR POWER OVER IT. SO NO, THERE IS NO HUMAN LAW AGAINST MURDER ON THE MOON. BUT I THINK THE PEOPLE THAT LIVE THERE WOULD BE UPSET
THANK YOU TUMBLR
WHY ARE WE YELLING
Okay so you know these glasses right?
I was in class and I put them on. And, being the dramatic smartass I am I turned to my friend and said, with the most conviction I could muster, “Behold- I am now ten times funnier.”
And she looked at me- looked at me dead in the eyes- and said very seriously:
“Ten times zero… is still zero”
Your friend just went up all the levels